Disclaimer: I am a noob so take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Get off My Property

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)

This mission is a track meet. I remember the first time I attempted it I took in three heavily armed guys and slowly blasted my way through the hordes of cultists. You can do it that way but a much quicker way (but one that takes massive cahones) is to leave your guns at home, fill your backpack with spare armor so you don't take 5 hits and run, run, run. I just took two guys Hollywood and Blood and we ran like crazy being peppered with pain from all directions. There is no time to do anything at all if you want to achieve the eight turns. The fire 0 shots is also a little restrictive as there are a couple of fantastic barrells it would be so fun to send up along with a score of cultists. I had time to change my armour once and made it home, a bit of work for the mechanics with some armour just about ready for the scrap heap but very, very fast. Actually if you just wanted a mission to farm for reputation around this level this is one you could consider I think it took me 5 minutes tops.

At the end it is revealed it seems she wasn't abducted she has actually joined the sect. What shall we do now? Rescue her and attempt to "de-program" her? Let her live in peace? Join the sect? The cunning plan shall soon be revealed.


Make it to the farm.

Take 5 or less hits.

Fire 0 bullets.

8 turn time limit.

Attempt number/Dropped in mission/reward at end of mission:

1/ nothing (but I killed no-one)/ bike parts.

By Rozziee



% Chance to find

# Items dropped
Airforce IOU 44 7
Controller Chip 25 4
Machine Oil 13 2
nothing 25 4

Missions played: 16

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